How can floating-museum director Bill Verge ensure that the CGC Ingham will not end up an artificial reef like the CGC Mohawk?

A — Tap into the city’s homeless budget by providing Keys Overnight Temporary Shelter after museum hours.

B — Lease deck space to restaurant entrepreneur Richard Hatch (Blue Heaven, Salute). Diners waiting to get in will take the tour

C — Offer a low-income cruise for the 99 percent ― it doesn’t go anywhere, but you get a cabin, ocean view and access to Duval.

D — Partner with City Commissioner Mark Rossi to add pole dancers in tightfitting bell-bottoms as personal tour guides.

E — Offer a nightly venue for an off-Mallory Square performance by entertainers who don’t make the Sunset Celebration cut.

F — Lease space to The Studios of Key West at below market rate. Maybe they’ll quit writing letters.