Now that the kids have found them, what should be done with all these dyed, hard-boiled Easter eggs?
A — Make a rainbow egg salad.
18%
B — Leave them stinking under the beds of my enemies.
13%
C — Devil them, then bring them to the next church picnic.
16%
D — Remove the unhealthy yolks and just eat the whites.
5%
E — Give them to the homeless.
48%