What do you like best about spring break in Key West?
A — The melodic sound of scooter horns being honked incessantly at all hours.
B — Throngs of bikini-clad co-eds on Smathers Beach.
C — Boisterous packs of shirtless young men playing volleyball and meandering Duval Street.
D — The shortage of Bud Light and Corona at local supermarkets and gas stations.
E — The refreshing influx of young faces in the sheriff's office online mugshots.
F — The sight of students from your own alma mater doing exactly what you did in Key West 15 years ago.