John Andola Columns
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Summer days and grandkids -- Key West is paradise for children, too

Well, local and national political issues continue to heat up, even as the temperature and humidity also slide up the scale. Summer has arrived in Key West, and hurricanes cannot be far behind. Al Franken has finally been declared the newly elected senator from Minnesota, shortly after Tegan Slaton was declared winner on the circuit court bench, where he has served since shortly after the election. Democracy works, but sometimes very slowly.

Congress is frantically meeting on health care reform in an effort to follow President Obama's lead, and at the same time put its own stamp on the developing bills. Obama is schmoozing with gays and lesbians in an effort to convince them they have not been forgotten. Mark Sanford, and God knows who may be next, is pouring out his heart and mind about the latest sex scandal as if anyone really cared.

So there's a lot to think about and write about, but shucks, the grandkids are here for a week and it's time to visit and relax, sit back and enjoy the simple things in life.

Key West has a wide array of attractions to both inform and entertain not only adults, but also three grandkids ages 5, 7 and 9. Shortly after their arrival by car from Kings Mountain, N.C., we had a quick lunch and headed for Astro Park. Having been confined in the car for two days, the kids were ready for some rough and tumble physical activity. The colorful slides, ladders, tubes, swings and other contraptions at the park got a real workout as all three kids, along with some newfound friends, worked off lots of bottled up energy. Thanks to the efforts of City Commissioner Teri Johnston and County Commissioner Heather Carruthers, Astro Park and Higgs Beach are now safe and clean family venues.

Our first full day began with a quick trip to the Florida Keys Eco-Discovery Center. The center, which is free, is all about the Keys ecosystem and contains numerous interactive displays that are very user-friendly for children. They learn about the mangroves, fish, birds, reefs, sunken ships, ocean currents and much more. A small theater shows a 30-minute movie about the Keys ecosystem from the eyes of a small child, and later as an adult.

Close by the Eco-Center is the USS Mohawk, a 165-foot "A" class cutter that was commissioned in 1935. The Mohawk served as an North Atlantic escort and ice patrol ship, followed by a 30-year stint as a pilot boat on the Delaware River before being decommissioned and berthed in Key West. The tiny compartments for officers and the hammocks for crew generated many questions. Of special interest were the vintage typewriters, the "enigma machine" used for encoding and decoding messages and the "mess" that also served as an operating room.

The Aquarium, another kids-friendly, hands-on type attraction, was a hit with my grandkids. They delighted in touching the hermit crabs and other live displays. A simple touch seems to answer so many questions and, of course, kids love dipping their hands in water. The "no hands" tank with its several sharks and manta rays captivated the little ones.

Across from the Aquarium is the Shipwreck Historeum, one of my favorite Key West attractions and also a favorite for the kids. The actors are engaging and kids focused their attention on every word as the history of Key West, built on the booty taken from shipwrecks, unfolds. Here, too, there are films that hold the attention of adults and kids alike. The literal height of a visit to the Historeum is the climb to the top of the 65-foot tower, which offers spectacular island views.

A day on the beach at Fort Zachary Taylor Historic State Park was a pleasant respite from the active sightseeing. Kids built castles in the sand as adults read and dozed under the Australian pines, a special gift from Helen Harrison and friends. A picnic was followed by more surf jumping and walking along the beach, before heading home to get ready for dinner at Turtle Kraals and a walk along the docks to look at all the boats.

Sunday featured church service at Metropolitan Community Church, brunch at Harpoon Harry's and a visit to the petting zoo at the jail on Stock Island. Dinner was barbecue at Geiger Key. Monday featured a walk through the gardens at West Martello, a few hours in the sun and water at Higgs Beach and a visit to the Butterfly Conservatory, a must for the kids. Dinner was at Hogfish on Stock Island and a walk along the docks.

To those who complain about the lack of activities for kids in Key West, I suggest you look around you. Many of the family oriented activities are free or charge a small fee. Our beaches are the original and remain the most satisfying "water feature" anywhere, period. Key West is a fun-filled playground for kids as well as adults. Got kids? Bring 'em on.

John Andola, a Key West resident, is a retired educator and gay rights activist. His column appears in The Citizen on Saturdays. He can be contacted at jandola@keysnews.com.

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Write an O.J. Simpson-style tell-all about how your masterminded the switch in adult education to "Cash-Only." This self-serving, smarmy pap that you've been writing is really boring. Summer is on, we need a good read for a change.

Paradise for taking Cash Only

Yea its a lot easier living in Paradise when you can take money from the children of this county.

Hey, Citizen, I want a column in your paper

Our grandsons were here for a three week vacation and my journal of what we did is way more interesting than John Andola's column. Mr. Andola needs to take a permanent vacation. Perhaps he can get a job working for the Spottswoods or Swifts.

"Shucks, the grandkids are here for a week"

Lucky for them, one week of fun in the sun and then they are out of here. They probably go to school somewhere where the appointed superintendent is qualified. When is the Citizen going to can this self-serving quack?

Grandkids

Are Grandkids visiting the petting zoo allowed to visit their (future) inmate relatives upstairs in the jail?

Why do you allow this morally bankrupt person a forum?

Why ?

This column is worthless for its stilted content alone but this man's participation in the abuse of public treasure should preclude a paper who is [allegedly] investigating this public disgrace from giving him a bully pulpit

Key West is paradise for children, too

Finally, someone captured the better side of the island. There is so much to do and enjoy here. Thank you John.

HeHeHeHe John writng a post to your own collumn

Is pathetic! Why don't you tell the truth of your involvement in credit card gate! Yeah John tell us what you say you supposedly can't remember! Where did all that money go. Gay marriage is for the voters to decide not some self serving Jerk like you! You should be responsible and be helping to clear up this mess with all the stolen money that was meant for the children and not to spend on your boyfreinds frivolous needs and issues.

Keys kids need more than just attractions!

So is it the official position of the Gay and Lesbian Community Center that Keys kids live in paradise, so there is no reason to waste any precious tax dollars on them? This column does much to reinforce the position held by many homosexuals that the spawn of "breeders" (i.e. children) are best left out of sight, out of mind. At least until they start hanging out on Duval Street, harassing gay tourists. Andola forgot to mention that teens can take a tour on the Conch Train for only $29.00. Just how many times is he suggesting that they visit the aquarium of visit the Shipwreck "Historeum" or attend a service at the MCC? Andola is always quick to criticize Washington, for not doing enough to intervene on behalf of "Gay Rights." Don't Monroe County gays also live in "Paradise"? As a former educator and a (possible) participant in the scheme to steal money from school children, John Andola should be ashamed of himself.

How about the Adult Ed Cash?

Can that local scandal get any hotter? Why not write a tell all column about Adult Ed, and who started the Cash Only Policy?