


The Monroe County School Board will ask the state to remove Schools Superintendent Randy Acevedo for "executive malfeasance, misfeasance and dereliction of duty," it agreed Tuesday after hearing an investigator's final report into the alleged theft of district money.
At its next meeting on Aug. 25, the board officially will vote on sending the report to Gov. Cha...
Most obvious is the Professor, who fits PRIDE to a T. Any man who can make a ham radio out of some wire and two coconuts has to be pretty cocky. His character was later revised and given a series of his own, called "MacGyver."
For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Maryann, who may have worn those skimpy little tops, but could never achieve Ginger's glamour. (As an interesting and completely irrelevant side note, a nationwide survey of college students a few years ago revealed that the professor and Maryann were voted the most likely couple to have 'done it' on the island.)
And who could doubt for a moment that Ginger is LUST incarnate? Sure, the kids were supposed to think she was ACTING, but we all know what being deprived episode after episode was doing to her. You know and I know that glazed look wasn't boredom, my friends.
What kind of person takes a trunk full of money on a three-hour cruise? Mr.Howell gets my vote for GREED.
We are now left with three characters and three Deadly Sins. We have Gilligan, the Skipper and Mrs. Howell to whom we must match GLUTTONY, SLOTH and ANGER. As you can see, there is a Gilligan problem here.
Certainly we can further eliminate Mrs. Howell from this equation by connecting her with SLOTH. She did jack during her many years on the island and everybody knows it.
This leaves ANGER and GLUTTONY, either of which the Skipper had no shortage. He was, after all, a big guy with the tendency to hit Gilligan with his hat at least once an episode. After much consideration, I have decided that he can easily do double-duty, covering the two remaining Deadly Sins.
So here we have the Seven Deadly Sins trapped in an endlessly recurring Hell of hope followed by denial and despair, forced to live with each other in our TVs until the last re-run ends. And who is their captor? What keeps them trapped there? Gilligan.
SATAN SATAN FAUST - Gilligan is SATAN. Think about it.
Now Bookie just has to get Morgan McPherson back for another term as mayor and bubba business can continue as usual
1. Assume that fraud, theft, and embezzlement are occurring — look for it.
2. Assume that mismanagement exists — look for it.
3. Assume that here is waste in the system — look for it.
4. Assume that financial management controls are inadequate — constantly review and tighten the process.
5. Assume that staff has not been properly trained and educated in budget management — provide on-going training particularly for key personnel.
6. Assume that there are employees who know where there is fraud, waste, and mismanagement — encourage,reward, and resolutely protect “whistle-blowers.”
7. Assume that any report or information dealing with financial matters does not provide sufficient details — seek more details.
8. Assume that board policies are not being implemented properly — ask for progress reports.
9. Assume that audits do not uncover fraud — insist on forensic auditing.
10. Accept the fact that board members lack the skills and knowledge required to effectively monitor the budget — provide them with information and training.
11. Accept the fact that vigilance must be constant — good enough is never good enough.
12. Accept the fact that board members must have easy access to detailed information and data that are used to develop financial reports and monitor progress — seek to develop meaningful reporting systems.
13. Accept the fact that decisions made by the board will be scrutinized by the staff and the public to see if their financial rhetoric to protect school dollars from fraud, waste and mismanagement is matched against its actions — weigh every discretionary decision carefully for consistency and common sense.
--From "School Corruption: Betrayal of Children and the Public Trust" by Armand A. Fusco
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School district credit card abuse, solutions
Solution # 1 : Discontinue district-issued credit cards of all kinds
Solution # 2: Monroe County School district must post their entire check register online.