Dr. Doug Mader's - "To Your Pet's Health"
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Welcome to the Veterinary Automated Telephone System

Dear Readers:

A veterinary colleague sent me this. It gives you an idea what receptionists have to deal with every day (I suspect it may be somewhat similar in a human doctor's office). I hope you get a laugh out of it! -- Dr. D

Welcome to the Veterinary Automated Telephone System

Press 01 to schedule an appointment for your pet.

Press 02 to have your pet seen immediatel...

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