


The city is counting on $1.3 million in federal disaster relief to help with the costs of replenishing Key West's "sand-enhanced" beaches, which were damaged by the winds of Tropical Storm Isaac.
Key West will replenish the Isaac-damaged beaches either way, but city staffers are already immersed in the complex, detailed process required to attain reimbursement m...
Secondly, the Bridle Path is a pre-approved storm debris staging site; one of only a few approved by the State. Use of this site keeps those very large trucks from having to travel through our narrow downtown streets.
Thirdly, the reason the seaweed sat there for two weeks was to let it dry out some. The City must pay for disposal by the ton. The bulk of seaweed's weight is from water saturation. The longer it's allowed to drain, the less it weighs, and the less it costs for trucking and disposal. Yes, it does start to smell, and there comes a point where it's drained as much as possible before the smell becomes massively pungent, and that's when it's removed.
1). Get a bucket
2). Add 1/4 tar
3). Add sand near brim
4). Mix.
Then:
Place mixed balls on the beach in a natural spaced formation. Call local environmentalists and BP immediately while second city worker takes Polaroids to retain evidence. Purchase chicken carcasses at local Publix and disperse them evenly to show natural wildlife also impacted. Hire the residentially challenged to protest BP on the beach due to chicken shortage.
Learn from the lower Duval bar owner that placed tar balls under bar stools with a similar recipe above.