Mandy Miles' - "Tan Lines"
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Turkey time, turkey timer

Did your turkey timer pop on Thursday?

And if so, did it touch off the usual period of controlled chaos that coincides with its abrupt protrusion?

That miniscule piece of red plastic, when shoved into the carcass of a dead bird, takes on an astounding degree of significance and has the power to send an otherwise laid-back gathering into temporary upheaval...

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