Mandy Miles' - "Tan Lines"
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Sit-coms, real life don't mesh

I've attended an estimated 28 weddings in my life and not once have I heard a minister ask anyone in opposition to the nuptials to, "speak now or forever hold their peace."

I've also never attended a wedding in which the bride either fails to show up, or while on the altar decides she can't go through with it, and turns instead to her "one true love" in the audience, and dra...

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