Citizen's Voice
Friday, July 5, 2013

"If we get into the 'Guinness World Records' book for the largest Key lime pie, then we must also get into the book for the lousiest drivers per capita in the world."

"Let me get this straight, the first mate of a boat illegally fishing was sentenced to 52 days in jail. The captain pleads guilty and is sentenced to 45 days in jail. How does that work?"

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