Mandy Miles' - "Tan Lines"
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Relatively speaking

The light turned green too soon.

Now there's something you don't hear every day -- or any day, for that matter, especially in this town, where people have been known to drive three blocks out of their way to avoid the light at Whitehead and Southard that stays red long enough for you to dip into The Green Parrot and order a beer.

But it's true. I caught m...

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