Mandy Miles' - "Tan Lines"
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Obnoxious ads aside

Here I sit typing and seething on a beautiful Saturday morning in Key West; typing, seething and wanting to slap the lisp off the cherubic little face of that kid from the Toaster Strudel commercials. You know the one.

The kid is a cross between Hansel from "Hansel and Gretel" and a poster child for Hitler Youth. He kicks a door down, then lisps about those creamy "go-ey" in...

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