Citizen's Voice
Friday, November 8, 2013

"More important, I think your wife loves me!"

"Gee, I hope that the cutback in funding for food stamps won't make it harder for me to buy SNAP cards from people who are selling them for half their value!"

"Where can you get over 8,000 people to dress up as Zombies for a bike ride but you can't get 8,000 to vote? O...

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