Citizen's Voice
Monday, December 9, 2013

"Mrs. Claus was lookin' good on the front page the other day!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the homeless guy. Why did the homeless guy cross the road? To get away from the chicken and ask for spare change."

"Any Citizens' Voice contribution that starts with 'You people ...' should be ignor...

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