Citizen's Voice
Friday, January 31, 2014

"There is an abandoned freighter out at sea; maybe we can airlift the homeless on there, and they can live and drift for free. Mind the rodents though."

"Oh boy, just what we need, a Starbucks. First we lose Taco Bell, then KFC, and now Checkers. I know what the haters will say, but we all can't afford to eat at the overpriced restaurants downtown."

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