Mandy Miles' - "Tan Lines"
Sunday, February 16, 2014
When can we expect ...?

When will all gas pumps be equipped with a hose long enough to reach both sides of the car?

Yes, last week I asked "Why ...?" This week it's "When ...?" (I'm a writer. Who, what, when, where and why come naturally.)

And no, the question was not prompted by yet another nightmare (caused by me) in a crowded gas station parking lot.

It t...

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