Citizen's Voice
Monday, August 25, 2014

"My cousin from Afghanistan wants to know why there are so many power outages in Key West."

"Can everybody be quiet about how hot it is? It is Key West and it is summer. When winter comes, be quiet about how cold it is. At least it is not snowing."

"When a traffic light is completely out, it becomes a four-way stop. When it's flashing yellow one way and r...

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