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Sunday, November 13, 2016
Carriage causes a royal fit

Wow. The Disney Princess Carriage.

Again, wow. Have you seen this thing, this, this pink and purple plastic monstrosity with a heart-shaped steering wheel? God, I feel badly for the parents of any little girl who sees this thing between now and Christmas.

Twice now, I’ve seen a Walmart commercial for it and have had to hit rewind to be sure I’d seen a...

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